I believe that republicans would kill a baby panda live on cspan to repeal obama care. That is were we are right now.

God these assholes. But on the plus side, I think this happens tomorrow too:

Women. If they aren't destroying society with their whoredom, they're menstruating all over the Constitution.

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

Oh Texas. You got an F? Did you even study this time? You said you promised you would really hit the books and try. I am very disappointed in you right now. You need to go to your room and think about this for a little while.

St. Peter, thank you for letting me in. Now that we've got the soundtrack covered, could you kindly point me to the pizza buffet and bed of puppies? K thanks.

Hormone-based birth control doesn't work for every woman...

I still don't buy he "accidentally" gave up his parental rights. I think he had no problem giving them up and refusing to pay child support when he thought his ex was going to be a single parent to their child. When he found out their child was put up for adoption, THEN he wanted her back. He stated multiple times…

This is such an extraordinarily complicated case with no winners.

Oh. I expected this to be an account of the casting for the new Robin Thicke video.

It's funny that the focus is on how many partners Ted has had instead of Barney. Wouldn't Barney be considered the "slut" by comparison? Or is Ted considered more slutty because he tends to act more "feminine" in relationships because he play the role of someone out there looking for love (which I think is more…

And yet, when Barney reached the 200-mark on women he's slept with, he got a high-five. Sigh...this show.

I still watch the show, mostly for Lily and Marshall's inanities, and Barney's development, and because the Prophet and I like looking at Cobie Smulders. Ted, by comparison, is the least interesting part of the show.

This one was my favourite

Oh my God, I loved this series so much! Cleopatra, Victoria, Anastasia, Marie Antoinette...obsessed. I think I may need to go back and reread some of these.

The whole series.

I got hooked young into reading.

Ender's Game