As a software engineer, I still have to manually enter the correct number of parenthesis and semicolons. If I make a variable called “timeNow” and then later refer to it as “timenow”, computer freaks out.

+1000 bottles of glue.  

You don't sound bigoted at all. Nope, no sir.

While I don’t want to argue with you, you are correct we live in a global society, there’s nothing wrong with supporting products made in the US. I worked for a company that would buy Durangos because they were assembled in our state. Even though we all hated Durangos and thought they were shite. 

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

The New York Roughriders

Cue all the dumb people saying that the Corvette is an old man’s car. Whatever, bro.

Well, if you don’t want a Miata, I can’t really help you, but this might:

Who the heck makes a GTO inspired wagon with a 2.56 to 1 rear end?  I understand the need to highway cruise, but it's never the real deal so put an overdrive automatic in it with a minimum 3.55 ring gear and a positrac so the thing can leave it's mark.  This just screams I had all these parts laying around so I bolted…

$30k and these walmart speakers? GTO more like GTFO with this crack pipe!

Fake Boomer bait for Viper money?
PASS

Get out. 

I get their point, and yeah yeah it’s so Jalop to learn on the fly, but how are we the readers supposed to take these reviews seriously? How does this compare to the Focus ST, or GTI, or Civic Si? Oh, you can’t tell us because you haven’t driven them because you just learned to drive stick.

This write up gives me mixed emotions. On one hand, I’m thrilled someone learned to drive stick, on the other hand, I can’t believe Jalopnik has (or had) writers who can’t drive stick.

lol.

whether the Earth’s climate is going up in flames around us or not.

He hated cars? [laughing at own “joke”] hahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahhahahaha hahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah

I will forever be thankful to the SLR for giving us this wonderful gift:

Brexit?

Cold tires and 1.5 psi off.  We all know why...