The Gr-eight Escape *sorry*

Thought he studied the Constitution?
HELLO THE *PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS*!

I do this. It’s science.

oh my god, how flippin cute

Kids are great. the haircut and the boots are killing me right now.

Your kid wants to be Wonder Woman? My kid wants to be Anna Wintour.

I feel like “little security guard”is Wintour code for “minority”

Agreed. I know women my age, late 20s, who have spent well over $160K on IVF treatments, and others who suffered multiple miscarriages because of treatable health issues like being overweight. It’s a difficult issue to discuss without skewing into issues - am I fat shaming? am I motherhood shaming? - but holy shit. Why…

I can get it. I’m 36 and probably won’t have my own children, but I donated eggs 3x to people I know so do have “genetic “ offspring. Still, I kind of love doing crazy things with my body ( I did an ironman triathlon and other extreme endurance sports) and it kind of seems like this great big adventure that I won’t…

Different strokes for different folks but IDGI either.

I’m sorry that she had to go through all of that surgery and trauma and have it all fail because of something so seemingly minor.

Guys don’t listen to this idiot! I’m lost from 15 minutes later and I can tell you this moron has just had a little too much to drink tonight and his idea wouldn’t even startle a sick goldfish!

I agree. Cool idea. Meh execution.

It would have helped if they’d been better actors. It’s a really fun idea though.

Based on the condition of his face, it looks like she put up a good fight. If there is a god, those scratches will become infected with drug-resistant necrotizing bacteria, and his face will rot off.

Oooof, I flew home for a very religious family member’s wedding and realized I had a gram of blow in the party purse I brought for the wedding. Ooops... thank god for lax security on domestic flights. Sis and I obviously did what any reasonable adults would do - all the drugs.

This last sentence.

NO WE DIDN’T WANT TO BREAK ANY MORE LAWS SO WE GAVE IT TO SOME PRETEENS INSTEAD

Please do not insult GI Joe action figures.