So let me get this straight...

Don’t you understand? Joan Cheever is obviously trying to do good deeds to get into heaven. But as the Bible says, it’s easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than to get a rich person into heaven. So the city of San Antonio is making her $2000 less rich, thereby making it that much easier to get her into…

Get unique with your space. DON'T SHOP AT IKEA. Pictures don't always need to hang on walls.

I love my solo man cave.. it's all about a mix of style and fun tech while staying within one's budget.

I'm an introvert and loved living alone. People generally seem to think this is weird and I know I'll probably catch a lot of flak for it in the comments, but the constant need to have people around that other people seem to feel is completely opposite to me — I find people exhausting and need a lot of alone time and…

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Found a book for you Barry

In the next Adequate Man, "How to adjust to the girlfriend moving in after you've lived by yourself for years."

"But I want to get married!"

"Can we just get a pretzel instead?" Allen asked. "You like pretzels."

I never wanted to be married. It means nothing to me. I thought my SO felt the same way - that it's an antiquated relic that has does legitimatize a relationship.

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

Actually, a fur vest or any fur garment only signifies that you and the fur wearer disagree on your philosophy regarding the wearing of fur. That does not make somebody an asshole. It could just as easily signify “it’s -30 and I’m cold”.

This is what I was raised with too. It was always all the rage to go to Crossroads (another used clothing store) for all your outfits. No one had new clothes when I was in high school, it was all about “vintage,” which I was perfectly fine with. People I knew cared more about ski vacations than new clothes. I feel…

I grew up in a pretty solidly middle class neighborhood in a not-fancy town, but my best friend ended up going to a very expensive prep school (a recent candidate for president went there) and had tons of rich friends from school. From meeting these kids and their parents, I learned that rich people who aren’t…

Have you seen the movie "The Joneses"? It's not a great movie by any means, but it's a creepy ass take on all this.

We are better than this.

I love this cover, but it pisses me off that you'd never see five woc in vogue or any other more mainstream (white...) publication.

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