Tweaking is for meth addicts...ditch that shit! No amount of "no swimsuits and it's all about rewarding a talented, accomplished, well-spoken woman who just so happens to be mind-bogglingly beautiful" is going to make it better until you take beauty out of it entirely. The reward for being beautiful and looking your…

You're just learning about shade now? That's sweet.

You're obviously a crazy/ignorant person if you haven't figured out that the picture at the top of the page is of your Author Kara Brown who is Black.

Please give us literary shade.

so weird that they didn't give you this information until Friday night right before everyone leaves for the holidays

Totally. I mean he said this: "We cannot have a society in which some dictator someplace can start imposing censorship here in the United States." Some dictator someplace. I absolutely love that Obama is describing the Supreme Leader of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea as 'some dictator someplace.'…

He is like "republicans are trying to tear apart dodd frank and I am here talking about this STUPID movie"

Can you imagine how many Republicans have had conversation with him and not realized until they were driving home that he had said something shady directly to their face two hours earlier?

"She a problem" because she's so good Yeezy worries she might surpass him.

West was quoted as saying he was going to take Nicki off of Monster because she killed the other boys on the track. It didn't happen and it only increased her reputation in the industry.

Dr. Oz is to Medicine as Gawker Media writers are to Journalism.

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!

It's always empty when I'm there (I go 4 times a week), but without fucking fail every time I want to use a specific machine there is someone draped across it, texting for 20 minutes and then loudly complaining to their friend on the machine next to them that they haven't lost any weight and I'm filled with silent…

Yeah, but there's a big ethical distinction between business plan A and plan B:

It's such a condescending thing to do for clients. It's not helping them at all. Many people are afraid of going to the gym because they feel like the most fit people will judge them and make fun of them. So they attend a condescending business who has no interest in helping them, and just treats them like idiots. Who…

I mean, isn't Planet Fitness's slogan "It's not a gym. It's Planet Fitness"? That's your problem right there: it's not actually a gym.

That's because you only go on pizza night