Jennifer Westfeldt for the WIN

Seconded.

Truth! I figured my hair out around 30... ironically, through the tutelage of my white half-sister/stylist.

It's hard to care about someone's job prospects when they're already a millionaire(ss) many, many times over.

The streaming video on the Met's site is pure fashion porn.

Please refer to the Cerulean monologue in Devil Wears Prada. Also, did you see the September issue? It's astounding how much influence one individual can have over her industry. Remarkable regardless of whether we like her outfit.

Perfection. Pair it with the Murakami LV Bag and you have... a horribly clashing outfit.

Uh, so you wouldn't wear vintage? Seriously reconsider that.

Link please!

Why are we not naming the brand of tampons?? Kind of relevant.

Why is Mark Zuckerberg hosting a show and speaking with an English accent?

Ah. I was hoping the P was for Pleasemoresexual.

I am so proud of my "you're too loud" note from my former neighbors that it's framed on the wall. I mean, is there any other way to be?

I can see it as a closure thing, but it's weird that the friend told you...!

Thank you. Ditto on the 911 tape.

You lost me after Q.

that reminds me of my first nyc audition, for an 'avant-garde workout video.' you can guess.

I hear you. It can be more like a press conference that a hangout when you're just catching up on bullet points. Still, it's important not to get into a vacuum - if your circle isn't big/diverse, change it up with some volunteering or travel. Solo!

(gets up from desk, goes to gym)

VS models are what, 18? I could work out once a week and look toned as fuck at 18. At 30+, not so much.