WHAT are these terrifying Tim Burtonesque femmebots?!! At least it's an explanation as to why ladymags are what they are...?

i'll write the forward! "My DVR is Full Of Stuff I Want To Watch and I Also Love Wine."

Once I get past the tone of your comment, I mostly agree with you. I'm a reasonable person, regardless of my age.

That's a big jump to make. I'm not even sure I understand what you're saying... I was referring to throwing parties for people for life milestones other than birthdays.

Bingo. It's maddening. I'm still working on the perfect response to this. Best I can come up with is "Better than changing your mind once you already have them."

The only worse thing is being the boss - I am terrified of the first time I have to graciously give maternity leave. I would like 12 weeks to go fulfill my life dreams too, thank you. Also, an office party to congratulate me on them.

Thank you, thank you for explaining perfectly.

That's not fair. Why doesn't "caring for another" include "making sure everyone in the office carries a fair workload"? I think that's the point here.

I love how people say stuff like "don't you want to look down and see your own eyes in a child" in one breath and "childless people are so selfish" in the next.

Or my (least) favorite: "But my life didn't have MEANING until I was a MOM!!!"

I like to refer to it as a "Finally One Party Where All My Guests Won't Only Talk About Baby Development Stages And Question My Life Decisions" party. Or happy hour.

Seconded.

Deserve, schmeserve. Nothing about Mercedes says Maria - she's the ingenue. Anita's the attitude.

Ooh, but Santana was kicked out of Glee club. Wait! Why didn't they address that last night??

Dudez, it's high school. Most *professional* actors haven't figured the song choice thing out yet.

Obvs Mercedes will get Anita, but you know how it is in high school, the divas just want the biggest part no matter what it is.

Think of it this way: you're there to see whether you can help solve their problems.

After all the viewer hate, I guarantee you NBC's promos this week will lead with "Critics are raving about Whitney!"

Do not get me started.

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