“Slap it to a Slim Jim”???

#shartthemoment

“Boy.”

DURR THAT MOM IS HOT I’D BANG HER

It was a first date, so it’s unlikely she had regaled him with tales of her meth use. A guy I know went out with a woman for a first date, brought her home and he walked in on her in his bathroom smoking meth and masturbating with his toothbrush.

Tom Cruise was right. He’s glib.

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

This remake of Dangerous Minds looks terrible.

That my friends is what a smack down looks like.

Oh one don’t forget that if you want to play it in tv mode you’ll have to buy a tv. And you’ll need somewhere to put that tv so that means rent money or a mortgage. Plus you’ll have to feed yourself so that’s 3 meals a day times 2 for the life of the console. Plus a couch to sit on. Plus if you want to test it on an…