Jajaja. ¿Qué quieres? ¿Un aplauso, señor Übermensch de tiempos difíciles? Me cago de risa ante tu gran esfuerzo de trabajar en un call center. Anda de voluntario a Siria o a África para que hables con razón y quizás te tenga un poco más de respeto. Chillas más que gata cuando se la andan metiendo, “ay los millenials,…

Gracias, gracias. Y gracias. Esa frase imbécil lleva tiempo brotando cada cierto tiempo en redes sociales y no faltan nunca los tarados que aplauden como focas, “tiempos difíciles crean hombres fuertes, no como los millennials” dicen desde la comodidad de sus hogares, exhibiendo su (falta de) sapiencia en Facebook o…

I think Will’s best days are far behind. Ten years ago, maybe I would have been excited about this. After “After Earth” and “Suicide Squad”, not so much.

I agree. But I’m already used to the hate boner io9 has against everything Zack Snyder does. He’s basically the anti-Christ for these people.

I’ll have nightmares for an entire week.

I’d honestly be more excited about Daniels if she wasn’t set up to be yet another Ripley wannabe. I wish Ridley Scott would let them be their own characters instead of trying to capture lightning in a bottle for a third time.

I know, as hilarious as your lame attempt at being snarky.

I really wanted Patches to be in the show, if only because I’d like to know what happened to him after the ship sank, and why Melisandre seems to be afraid of him.

I wonder what they’ll do when they are done with A Dance with Dragons. Start adapting the show? Heck, even the comic adaptation moves faster than George himself.

Nope.

Say what? Pacific Rim a “grim” movie?

Timeline was cheesy as hell, but I had fun reading it. I was hoping to have a similar experience with Micro, but alas, I couldn’t believe the awfulness of what I was reading.

This might be the most horrifying season to date...and yet, I doubt they can surpass the horror I feel every morning when reading the news. I keep hoping to wake up one day and read “Trump impeached!” or “Trump abducted by aliens!” but no luck so far. I’m starting to lose hope.

I absolutely love Cabin in the Woods. Should check the other one too.

Nah, it was cool. I’m sick to death of the “final girl” trope.

Oh, my. TWD fans can be real easy to tick off.

Oh, but they never were the main villain. Just an excuse for the tired, cliched “humans are the real monsters” plot.

Fast forward to 2030:

Yeah. As said before, I have no love for his scientology lunacy (and I somewhat hope he can eventually snap out of it, but it’s not likely), but I have managed to ignore that when watching one of his movies.

Again, I have no love for scientology, and defending Cruise isn’t the hill I’m going to die on -people are allowed to hate on him for whatever reason. But I have fun with his movies nonetheless.