lordporkington
LordPorkington
lordporkington

What about cars of THIS caliber?:

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over

if I was renting a car the rental agency would fix it”

Station Wagons. Minivans. SUVs. Large Crossovers.

Me too. Which explains why when I read “D.C. Is Providing 3 Metro Cars,” I pictured 3 Geo Metros.

Yeah, but those guys will get sick of Papa Johns pretty quick.

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

A little on the nose, isn’t it?

If only they could figure out how to sell brown, manual wagons with AWD or RWD for <$2500 a piece, they’d make a fortune.

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

TOM! STOP IT!

Someone REALLY likes Astons

Helicopters don’t kill people, people riding in helicopters kills people. It seems pretty clear to me that the only solution to this is to put helicopters in every square mile in the US so that if a helicopter starts to fail another helicopter can swoop in to save the day.

Wait, so people died, and the government is immediately halting that thing, and investigating further to prevent more deaths?

It’s not on fire.

Pebbles will live on forever...

Why did LAPD leave the Dodger game early?

With LA traffic, 400 miles might be the only amount of distance you can cover reasonably in two years.

It’s going to be the same as what the CLS is to the E class. The CLA is already an A class. The Sedan will have more space, and exactly the same interior and drivetrain. Everything from the b-pillar forward will be nearly identical.

In Mexican Tsuru, crumple zones YOU!