This is fascinating. What my beef is is that Taylor Swift or her lawyers are attempting to trademark phrases that are already really common in the English language. Fly the friendly skies definitely screams slogan, but "this sick beat" and "party like it's *year*" definitely don't sound like slogans, or at least…

How are people allowed to trademark phrases? It boggles the mind guys. It's like trying to trademark a guitar chord.

I would fail every single one of those sorority requirements just by showing up.

Best analogy omg.

That sucks and I understand that. I'm very compromising so sometimes it leads to me being walked over. But outright bullying I've never had time for, since I was a kid.

I thought it was because I love my job but am not required at every meeting. But I was wrong.

Seriously. How arrogant to people have to be to think that their opinion matters so much I have to hear it? You're free to have opinions, just as I'm free to not give a shit about them.

No you can only buy them through your local Doula.

Obviously. Everyone over 19 automatically spends all their time on Gawker Media. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.

And flowers. Bitches love flowers.

It's just part of the female experience. The band is actually every member of the female species and all our songs contain wailing and sobbing.

Extra Extra! Jorah in a Fedora spends 24 hours a day on Jezebel! Has absolutely nothing better to do!

I'm going to name my band "The female experience"

If a 19 year old called me ugly I'd laugh because I have better shit to do than listen to 19 year olds.

So wait, different sexes have different logic? What whimsical fuckery is this? Gonna yell female logic fah dayz when anyone ever attempts to argue with me again.

ALTER EGO I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR AVATAR IS CUTE. THE TRUTH HURTS, HUH.

That makes sense. I edit but I feel like I wouldn't have the patience for the micro details, never really have. I'm just a control freak.

You're very welcome. My aim is to spread better ways to insult people.

If Marky Mark wasn't such a thundering pisswizard I'd be kinda happy for him.

I want to direct the shit out of everything. That way you get to have a degree of control over every part of the film.