I miss those days.

…but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then,…

Hey, Linda can't even defend herself!

Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton. If that song doesn't give you the shivers you ain't drinking enough whiskey!

So you haven't seen any of the scenes with the wheelchair guy?

You hit that right on the nose!

Huckabee's is a little too big.

I vote for Sean Hayes to get the nod as Johnny.

Something about the Godfather horse head being delivered to…

How long until iTunes has his catalog prominently displayed on their home page?

You should see Tommy Tutone's Gobot collection!

To be fair, I was so, so scared.

You know what kept me off drugs? That Saved By The Bell episode where that one guy you'd never seen before had a roach clip / joint and was sharing it in the bathroom.

That's it. Not one that's on most folks' playlists that's for sure!

DJ did the BJ on UJ?

Thank god for the hard hitting journalists over at US WEEKLY. Doing god's work that's for sure.

I heard one yesterday but don't know what it's called. It was about two exes bumping into each other at the grocery store and then drinking beer in her car after all the bars were closed. Sounded like Robbie Dupree or that guy who sang the Pina Colada song.

Needs more Wendy and Lisa.

I'd buy that for a dollar. I did see some resemblance to Joe in the werewolf part of Thriller…

" I do NOT volunteer to contribute any more money to these films"