How did Michael Crichton come up with this?

I paid actual American dollars to see Get Hard.

Unfortunately for me, I had a strict upbringing. Those Playboys were actually Maxims. *cries tears for PG-13 porn mag addiction*

Jokes on her! I spent all that money are Harley Quinn comics!

I'm a 36 year old married man. Is it ok for me to purchase this? If so, where should I hide it?

I prefer the Caulking Dread which is on PBS, it's a show about prepping for Nor'Easters.

Turtle Neck and Chain from my Lonely Island bros.

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to I…….MAX.

Nina Simone should have sang ALL THE SONGS!

I learned all my basketball life lessons from the classic Juwanna Mann.

If he was right handed none of this bad stuff woulda happened.

This upcoming episode is guaranteed to make you consider whether or not you want to chuckle.

This sounds exactly like a show I won't be watching!

What if that mask they found in Robert Durst's New Orleans hotel room was a Fred Durst mask? *mind blown*

I'm guessing that was his fee for the photo. Or he used the old five finger discount. You know you can't trust guys with backward hats.

Real Charlie Day cowboys would be wearing boiled denim.

Furst response.

Main Difference = Fred has no money

I did this for Zach Attack when they were opening up for Jesse and The Rippers!

She got me the wrong size and didn't include a gift receipt!