I stole once. A pack of 1991 Upperdeck baseball cards. I got caught. It was the first time I ever tried to steal. It appears I wasn't very good at it.

If you took out all the racist, sexist and demeaning things in these cartoons of yore…they just aren't as funny. IMO.

Sweet! Two Cartoon Thelma's in the (spank) bank.

Come clean time. I'm of the mind that mom from Family Circus is pretty smoking hot.

I'd pay good money for an album by Meloy that featured Juggalo story songs for the entirety of the album.

I was going to ask how you knew this but then I remembered this is the AV Club and someone will know a lot about everything that's ever posted. Kudos to you, audiophile!

Reddit. Why did it have to be Reddit?

Officer Mahoney from the Police Academy movie. Drinks and dancing, who doesn't love that ?

Tell me Biff's job is safe?

Maybe if Lando was the fathe….Wait, that's racist!

Total Recall really missed it's opportunity in this department. I mean, I like three boobies, don't get me wrong…

I knew Obi Wan and Lando got it on! How it produced a child I'm leaving up to the "science" part of science fiction. Cause science is different in space.

Uh, no thanks.

If Paul Rudd is known for anything it's his discretion as a lover. No one will know.

Seeing Weezer close a show with this song is one of the greatest concert memories I have.

Everyone on here is such a Debbie Downer. Maybe Beth was rescued and not kidnapped? Maybe they killed her first and then did disgusting and vulgar things to her corpse? Jeesh!

Grey Seal. All day on repeat.

Is it really that hard to get a picture that fits with the story?

Wait, the picture above is not HAIM?

Are you insinuating Wayne Coyne would consider using illicit substances? How dare you Marah! Good day. I said Good Day!