That makes sense—nevermind!

Emergency! Come right away!

But I like the pun of "berthin'"!

Am I your cousin? Star Wars was the first PG movie I saw (I was 10). I saw Raiders a dozen time in the theater ($1 matinees!). I'd have put Star Wars as #1).

Meh, my whole school went to see Gandhi.

I'd watch American Pie again—you couldn't pay me to sit through Forrest Gump again.

Xylophones?

Wait until City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold comes out.

I thought Millenials were drinking wine in unprecedented amounts? Or so the spam ads I see say.

Millennials killed Barbara Cook? I thought it was old age.

I prefer a pork-pie hat (mmmmhhmm…pork pie).

Not as bad as the "Celebrity" Tournament or the Power Players (or whatever it's called). I knew Michael Steele was pretty dumb but whoah!

Is C. Thomas Howell available?

More than ever!

Oscar or Over the Top?

I was hoping it would be a Murder, She Wrote mystery.

Night at the Roxbury?

You can show her clips from their variety show https://www.youtube.com/wat….

The Pirate Movie!

But those are 100 watt bulbs! Or at least they were when I wanted an Easy Bake Oven.