What would Ryan Seacrest's natural habitat be?

Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase sharpen knives.

I'll drink to that!

He can do the same type of biting political satire that Jay Leno did.

But! She had it on low! That makes everything okay?

Maybe he meant they're smart compared to him?

What's the story, morning glory? …have you heard about Hugo and Kim?

You are brave to admit you watch Wheel of Fortune.

Is Julie Chen part of the deal?

Can you say "adobe"?

It was on Fridays? Huh.

Is that a fair way to talk about Peter Bogdanovich?

I would have a hard time rooting for either, but it would be amazing! Toby Jones as ALW? Allison Wright as Patti? (Second choice, Madonna)

Touch of Evil—Welles, Charlton Heston (miscast, but his best role), Janet Leigh, Marlene Dietrich, Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Tamar's been a judge before, Roxxy did her (forgettable) for The Snatch Game—when she read Jinx for doing Little Edie.

Probably Nina again.

She could be America's Next Top Model.

I had to fast forward through Farrah's routine.

That's what I keep telling myself!

Of course we know from the original Hairspray that Josh Charles is a good dancer. Penny brought him down in that pony contest.