Mrs. Krapappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, then the baby looked at me.

If I had any respect for Ted Cruz (I never did), it would have been gone after he brought his family to the WH.

Don't do what Donny Don't does.

I just found out Netflix stopped streaming Murder, She Wrote! It was my sick day go-to. Yes, I have signed the Change.org petition and am awaiting a White House response.

Dental plan!

I just remember Veronica Mars was replaced with The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, and I've had an irrational hatred for the group since then.

And is was the $1,000 ($2,000?) clue! It was the biggest!

Amanda Hugandkiss?

I think Alex doesn't like it when runaway leaders bet $0 on Final Jeopardy, so good for you!

Hopefully he'll have to wait a LONG time.

Not exactly Maclaren money.

Unless you want to marry your same sex partner. Then he was pretty malevolent.

And Michael Steele re: Jeopardy.

Mine would be saying "forgodden history".

Especially her eyes.

Like Jessica Lange?

Love the theme song to Autumn Leaves.

And in Straight Jacket she's still trying to play the femme fatale, and it ain't working.

Ugh, I had blocked out that he directed that dreck.