Busty Cops Go Hawaiian should star Troy McClure.

Rick and Renault in Casablanca.

How about The Spiral Staircase, with an Oscar-winning performance from Ethel Barrymore?

The Lodger?

Wow, that's a lot of self-destructive behavior.

Not forgotten by me, Greg Evigan was hunky! It was the combination of Convoy and Every Which Way But Loose no one was looking for.

She's not bluffin with her muffin?

I like them if they're LaCroix sweetie.

It's good enough to be mentioned twice!

To quote SNL, he and his mistress were morally offended by a painting at the Brooklyn Academy of Art.

Don't you mean Stride Mother uses it?

Correction—there was no multi-million dollar loan from his father, as well as co-signing a multi-million dollar loan from Manufacturer's Hanover bank.

But! Bill Clinton's done worse (in Trump's imagination and the alt-right blogosphere).

If only they could get Streisand, she's finally the right age (or past it). Carol Channing is still kicking, but I don't think she performs much.

I first thought Dorothy Parker for that reason. Then I thought "blind" and Helen Keller.

The Big Chill! The underrated Earth Girls are Easy—maybe the most '80's movie ever.

If only—Appollonia forever!

Or many episodes of Murder, She Wrote.

I would read that book—as long as there were good Tyra Banks stories and lots of pictures.

Boo! Hiss! Our local affiliate shows it on METV when there's a state-level debate.