Or they thought “oh, like the Contras, as in the right-wing anti-Sandinista groups who the US secretly funded during the Reagan era despite being forbidden to do so by Congress! Let’s get her front and center! Does anyone have Oliver North’s number handy?”

People who commit suicide or try are too soft to live with the rest of us.

Kanye has repeatedly threatened to run for president in 2020, and has said that he’s serious.

If I were Jay-Z, I’d be concerned that coming over to Kim and Kanye’s house would mean I’d unwittingly signed myself up to appear in KUWTK.

You are 100% correct! They both have clinical narcissism. Textbook cases.

Kanye and Donald Trump seem to have the same personality disorder.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.

sorry you got fired from your job at jiffylube

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

I’m guessing our already highly restrictive immigration policies.

Seriously, come on over!

Is there anything stopping you from moving?

I get that reference. That’s how I’m reading it to my kids from this point forth.

In the great island continent

Yes, Trump is an asshat who should not even be running one of his own failed businesses, but at least he didn’t destabilize an entire Latin American country like the other sociopathic war monger he is running against. Not that I am going to vote for either of the two most unfit psychopaths to run for the office.

No, she’s not. However, she isn’t making a blanket statement about a certain ethnicity that they are all rapists and murderers, making fun of the disabled, denouncing the significance of the work done by veterans, and degrading women like it’s 1936.

You're absolutely right, and I'm updating to correct. I can't imagine the limit was very high on that road and I would be amazed if she was traveling at anything near legal speed.

Change. We didn't like the way Europe taxed our chickens, so we taxed their light trucks and brandy!

I'd love to think getting rid of this outdated law that is harming jobs and manufacturing would be on the top of Congress's list of things to do, but I'm sure there's a vagina walking around free out there somewhere.