You’ve lightened what’s otherwise been a dreary, lethargic Monday for me. Thank you.

I swear this isn’t really funny to anyone but me but, as if through a weird form of compulsory word vomit, I feel compelled to tell this little story every time the F-Duct comes up in conversation.

Eli Roth is a B movie director who sometimes plays with big boy money.  You should never expect anything of substance from him.

Discount Guardians of the Galaxy is probably the best way to describe this. I know that it can be hard to translate video game characters into live action roles but damn, it’s like they didn’t even try to cast these roles accurately

I’m all for hating on YouTubers but this is common in Wal-Mart and other grocery stores. Vendors (which he likely can sell himself as as he owns the product) are authorized to go back and help to find their merch and pull it to sell. I used to do that all the time for multiple merchandising companies.

Helping people stock shelves, i.e. finding it and putting it out for them, is not “forcing” anyone to do anything. It is the exact opposite, i.e. doing their work for them so they aren’t compelled to do so because of their job.

*cop reloads, empties next clip into the tree*

Down on the ground!  *tree does nothing* I SAID DOWN!!  *tree continues to do nothing*

“The officers had reason to believe Jackson owned/possessed a firearm with a suppressor.”

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

Sorry Jesse. That story didn’t sell on tape, and it ain’t going to get any extra credit here.

I mean oak trees ARE brown afterall.

After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something.

Bet he has a back-the-blue Punisher sticker on his civilian lifted truck. Total badass.

Also, he emptied his clip and the sergeant also fired hers into the car....miracle they didn’t kill the guy handcuffed in the back.

The oak tree is currently in custody, on charges of resisting an arrest.

I don’t know about most folks, but very few of the games I play address ideas even related to gender identity or sexuality, because they just don’t matter for what the point of the game is.

To be fair, gay tetris sounds pretty fun. 

So what you’re saying is that context is key, and absent context, you’re just spitting numbers out that have no meaning?

“we found that games with LGBTQ characters or storylines account for less than 2% of all games”

For a good example of why Yellow Paint may be necessary, watch a Streamer play the We Sing level of Alan Wake 2.