I’m gonna find your motorcycle and rub my bare hands ALL OVER it’s luscious cooling fins. THEN, I’m gonna twist that throttle...HARD...and make parallel twin noises that sound like obscene moments with canned biscuits. 

Troom Troom is high key tone blown out one step away from Russian gymnast daily shower routine videos. Jeez.....all I wanted to see is Dolly get into a knife fight. 

Thank you. Glad my ER traumatization was good for something.

Please keep the socks on Yeezy...I don't wanna see them ashy feets.

It will take a Drake with a GSW to the abdomen too make designer colostomy bags a thing...here is true story (that should be on now porn-free HBO): Once took care of a female patient with a colostomy. She was admitted for infection/bacteremia. Later admits that she let guys pull a train...ON HER COLOSTOMY STOMA.

I spent 10 minutes streaming Ja Rule last week. At one point his career was On Fyre....Ja!!! He's Back!!!

Oh, no, I think they should have given the lead in “Thor” to her. Portman is like beige paint compared to Dennings. 

Hmmmmmm....Trump utilizes Twitter like his own porta-potty of crackheaded political spittle, yet conservative Congress wants to interview/accuse Dorsey of blocking conservative views? 

Kat Dennings? Oh, wait, she has ‘powers’ two. 

If you’d kindly remove Mr. Fraser’s Monkey Bone from your hand, we’d all be grateful.

My local dog park here in Little Rock is ate up with Corgis. It’s a short skirt long jacket kinda park. 

Yeah, but Black Bond is gonna be a boon for the Porn Parody Industry. 

The Lone Wahlberg. 

Whatever...Dicky Boy.

“Venom” is exactly the sort of DVD case we'd expect to see randomly tossed of in the corner of Redman’s bedroom in an episode of “Cribs”

Grand Canyon has a volume of 5.4 trillion cubic yards. That works out to 813 years of trash collection for the entire United States. 

Say “Death Cab for Cutie” 3 times in the mirror and you will find yourself doing “hot takes” in the October, 2004 issue of Maxim Magazine. 

Marc Moron has that vibe of a community college drama instructor who is going to make a pass at your (my) girlfriend after she lands the lead role in the community production of "The Rainmaker".

A car in which the ashtray WAS used...and that is perfectly fine.

It’s sad to think that Stallone is too old now to have a daughter older than him.