Then why even comment if you have no idea what you're talking about?

I literally said OH THANK GOD at my desk. GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU LOON!

That's heartwarming.

Also, can I just point out that he didn't review as much "healthy" food because he was in it to build an audience and make money....but is pissed off at food companies for not making as much healthy food because they want more customers and want to make more money? HE HAS NOT EARNED THIS FLOUNCE.

This seems a bit precious (I mean, you're a YouTube channel, if you don't want to review shitty food, just don't, you don't have to be so FLOUNCY about it), but fine, okay, 90% of food marketed towards children is terrible and it's something people should be upset about. I remember thinking my mother was a cruel…

I don't think I've ever bought a People magazine, but there is a 100% chance I will be buying this issue.

The point, though, is that even if the 2-year-old could, not relaxing her hair doesn't make her hair unkempt or inappropriate.

Oh, damn, if it was a little girl, I feel like I would have intervened. I assume adults can choose their own choices (and I didn't want to sit next to someone that insane who thought of me as the enemy)

I haven't been to the derm for way too long - you're motivating me to make an appointment asap!

She was probably younger than me (I didn't check her birth certificate). Therefore, I refer to her as a girl. I'm not going to argue about my use of that term for something so inconsequential.

I just spent 10 days on the beach and, for the first time, have almost no tan lines to show for it. It's amazing - I can't tell you how PROUD of myself I was for never burning and barely tanning. In high school, I used to lifeguard all day without a drop of sunscreen AND THEN WOULD GO TO A TANNING BED because I…

Mid/late 20s?

I'm with you - I think of it as some bizarre little self-control game with myself: how long can I go without reclining (I was able to do Chicago-Warsaw, but could not succeed on NYC-Tokyo)

First of all, what a SMUG fucking note.

She reminds me of a girl I went to college with who would always procrastinate, barely do the required assignments and, when she inevitably get a C, she would say "But if I actually tried, I would do so much better!" It's like Lena Dunham always wants to think "It's not my body/look, it's the clothes! They're…

That was pretty much my reaction. Really, really, really glad there wasn't a camera filming me during a particularly drunk period c. 2006.

[Insert Happy Bill Cosby gif here]

This is absolutely right. When I waitressed, I had people complain when I DID include their sides in ("Why would I want soggy fries?" I don't know. Why would you want a quarter of a burger, but you asked for it to be wrapped!). They didn't do anything heinously wrong, it's just a matter of being more clear next time.

You're totally right, this woman IS terrible, and I definitely see that now more than i did initially - I guess it's a good thing I don't have a cat because I really just don't think I could exhibit the self control you have from not slapping a cat that bites me in the middle of the night

But, but, but....he started it! I'm not saying that cat isn't in the totally wrong house, but sometimes cat's are just assholes.