I feel like the blender is SO unnecessary. I don't want to lug around a MERTHERFERKIN BLENDER because, most of the time, I don't really want a blended drink. Many things about this cooler seem cool, but the "biggest draw" seems like the biggest waste to me.

This is so sad. Zoos, really, are so sad. Even the Central Park Zoo had a couple of sad, depressing polar bears up until recently (and only stopped because they both died, not because someone realized that it was insane to keep polar bears in the middle of NYC).

No, that's literally his process of interviews, not just Vatican interviews.

A quote from the author of the article, explaining why he doesn't take notes or record during his interviews:

Thank you for acknowledging my superiority.

You are not nearly as funny as you think you are.

Maybe take a cue from all the people telling you that you're acting like an imbecile and re-evaluate what you've chosen to say.

Yeah. You're an idiot. Or just really mentally ill.

Take a cab? Ask a friend for a ride? Find a closer vet? There are plenty of options that don't involve a fraudulent service vest for your convenience.

Yeah, and your comments are idiotic and flippant, and I'm allowed to call you out for them. Because I"m also just commenting on a fucking blog, you moron.

Your side of the fence is literally irrelevant. Just because you think the dog can perform its service from inside a cart doesn't mean that it can, and doesn't mean that the person who is using the service dog should try it out. Shoppers with dog phobias and allergies have rights. If it's a store that doesn't allow…

It's a certified service dog. Your idiotic opinion about whether it's "technically necessary" literally has no bearing on this.

I think it's people like you, though, who make people with real, certified service animals with nonobvious disabilities have to deal with shit like this from TJ Maxx. Just because you've deemed a certain place as being a place that "should" allow dogs doesn't mean that you can magically change the rules with a fake…

I don't see how she was being rude. She was standing up for her legal rights.

And airlines would be within their rights to refuse that dog on a plane (doctor's note or not). Only certified service dogs (not just therapy dogs) are legally required to be allowed on planes - your friend is just lucky that she was flying understanding airlines.

Because it's not a pet, it's a service dog. You are not required to stow a certified service dog in a cart. Just because it's "not that hard" to do so doesn't mean that it's unreasonable to refuse to do so. It's her right to have her service dog accompany her how she sees fit.

It's entirely different. You can't "just say" that your dog is a certified service dog. Hence the "certified."

It's a lot like a seeing eye dog. It's just that the disability isn't as obvious. Stop being willfully obtuse.

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Is anyone else pretty sure that they were a terrible roommate? I was the WORST. I would snooze through my alarm for literally 90 minutes ever morning. I barely ever did the dishes. I left my shit everywhere. I WAS THE WORST, I'M SORRY PREVIOUS ROMMATES.