I was all ready to say THESE ARE TERRIBLE OPINIONS, but then I realized I couldn't disagree with the breakfast sandwich/reuben/lox top three (except switch the bagel in the breakfast sandwich to a roll with extra hot sauce). So, EXCEPT FOR THE TOP THREE, THESE ARE TERRIBLE OPINIONS.

Hahaha, are you kidding? You think every dog out there was purposefully bred?

Excellent tip! I am updating my DVR tonight!! The Greenland episode was really interesting - I also really liked the one where the woman was starting an airline - I think that's the Botswana one!

For real, check out Freya bathing suits. Their bikinis have a wide range of sizes (sold in bra sizes - mainly bigger cups), with underwires - AND super super cute designs. I thought I could never wear a well-fitting bikini, but Freya changed my life!

I know this is going to make me sound like a real typical internet commenter, but so be it: I HOPE SHE GETS MEASLES.

The best is how LIOLI takes SUCH pains to hide the fact that it's Toronto-based. It's all "Oh, we want to be near the big city!" without ever mentioning anything more specific. It's my favorite game - spot the dance-around-Toronto!

Yeah, for a regular mortgage it's usually around 20%. But you can get a Federal Housing Administration (FHA) loan that requires a lot less down (~3%). You get charged extra fees throughout the life of the mortgage, so if you can get the 20% down, you're better off not doing a FHA mortgage, but it's def an option and…

House Hunters International is the only possible contender for the #1 spot (except I really can't stand the Australian episodes). First, like you said, you get to see how people live in other countries, very exciting. Second, it plays right into my daydreams of deserting everything I know and just moving somewhere…

Mommy and Daddy? Or, honestly, they just put down a very, very small down payment. You can buy a $275K house for less than 10K down.

Yes, Andi had SUCH an overreaction - but I honestly don't think the show tried to make him look like a bad guy - or, if they did, they failed pretty miserably - Andi was just terrible ("IS THIS MY POKER FACE?!? IS THIS MY POKER FACE?!).

Ugh, the interview with Andi was just so annoying - I already found Andi annoying and totally unsuited to be the Bachelorette, and that interview just underscored that assessment. I think Reality Steve, who I am semi-ashamed I read, has had the best perspective on the whole thing (would not expect it from him) - - -…

Yes, I feel like I went to college with guys like him. Cocky douchebags who aren't particularly kind.

Short Term 12 was fantastic - the writer worked in social services for a couple years, which is why I think it was so real/true. And Brie Larson just killed it - it could have gone a totally different, hokey, direction with someone else as the lead.

I find Shailene Woodley a little exhausting, and not entirely authentic. Like she's trying so darn hard to be authentic that she actually ends up being just as calculating and fake as whatever she's rebelling against. But that's my very judgmental takeaway from how she comes across in interviews, so who the heck…

Holy cow, are we the same person? As I was typing out my little story, I just thought "Hmm...I wonder what happened to me the last couple years at work? Oh, I remember, I HATE EVERYONE/THING"

The single best decision I ever made in college was when I was walking from the parking lot to the "sign in" table across the lawn. I said to myself "Schweeps, you were a real shy weirdo nerd in high school, but no one knows that now. Pretend to be confident and cool." And so I did. And it's what made my college…

Ugh, weird Disney people.

You know, I thought I HATED small little yappy dogs (as I so lovingly called them) but I totally-not-on-purpose adopted a chihuahua mix and, let me tell you, he is the best dog in the history of dogs - never barks, never had an accident, all around literally perfect. SO DO NOT BE SO QUICK TO SWIPE LEFT!

Not all of the issues were with body scanners. I agree they aren't particularly helpful, but I can't imagine that that's the quick fix you think it is.

By all means, there should be more sensitivity training. The world would be a better place if everyone were more sensitive. THAT BEING SAID, some of these complaints seem like they are reaching for outrage where it's just people trying to do their job. And do I understand why people who are constantly presented…