I would be lying if I never had the thought "Man, I would feel so much better about my dress size if I lived in the south" cross my mind.

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What? No. I never said anything like that. Stop trying so hard to cling to racism.

Don't you know, when the economy is booming, it's scientifically proven that we will throw our money at ANY source of chicken wings products, no matter the cost.

I was hoping someone wouldn't ask, because I honestly forgot. I think it was similar to an old fashioned, maybe with grenadine or lime?

I actually was impressed how much restraint I saw with the LACK of punny "Serve this at your Oscar's party" food items that were related to this film. I really didn't see any of them. There's nothing you could serve as a play on words, really, without it being a touch racist (or at least it's a short enough list…

Even if you're not allergic to gluten/lactose, both gluten and lactose are pro-imflammatory in a lot of people, which is why a lot of people feel a lot better once they cut them out.

You know, I don't have a huge problem with an adult admitting that an issue is complicated and trying to think it out. Transgender issues and rights are relatively recent discussion points, so I don't fault people in not immediately jumping to the "correct" conclusion and worldview. I'm not saying we should give…

Eh. I thought it was both. I don't really need to get into a big argument about this shit.

Personally, I think outdoor, public dissections of zoo animals is a little unusual.

That's totally my point. I don't think it's terrible, at all. Just when I read it over the weekend, just the headline, it was a little shocking.

Oh, like I said I know, empirically, it is NOT terrible. It just SOUNDS crazy.

The craziest part (in that it made me kind of gasp, not that I think it's inhumane or evil or anything) is that they had an outdoor autopsy and allowed the public to watch. Again, every single part of this story is totally scientifically sound/moral/etc., but when you say "Oh, yeah, they killed a young, health…

I think there needs to be a balance, though - we can't just say "Well, this will make kids feel bad" and then not do anything about it. Targeting obese 5 year olds isn't cruel, it's necessary- based on the data here, it's a big deal and not something that the current method of "ignore it" is solving.

Just because something is dead doesn't mean its health value can't, by itself, be determined. Arsenic isn't a living organism, and it's pretty much on the "not healthy" end of the spectrum. Wheat is an issue mainly because of the gluten and, even when it's good and dead, affects your blood sugar and causes…

Ugh, I grew up in Chicago. I don't know if it's quite a Chicago accent (I think you're onto something with the more eastern great lakes accent), but I feel like if you're going to be on the radio, put your big girl shoes on and get rid of your ridiculous accent. I shut off any broadcast the second she starts…

MY NEMESIS IS ZOE CHACE

Dry shampoo is a total gateway drug.

God, I hate showering. Especially in the winter. 2-3 times a week is all I need, and I have to really psych myself up for them. I am all about dry shampoo on my hair, and only really get it wet once a week, when I just wash with conditioner. All of thisbresults in people commenting on how soft my skin is and how…

Were we at the same bar tonight? It's like they were like "Welp, it's ESPN"