You must live a charmed life. 

I kind of get the feeling that this thing is gonna sell like hotcakes.

I don’t get it.

For real.

Hot take: college is a formative time, when people decide what they like/dislike and often say it in a straightforward manner that The Olds take exception to.

I’d buy one. Just not for 60k.

Wait did these really not have a manual?

Straight out the J-U-N-GLE.

I did that very thing in my old S2k. Donuts in the snow with the top down are fun.

Perversely, I kind of want one.

Democracy is a discussion. Disagreement is discourse. Silencing disagreement is not.

Goodbye Splinter. You were never as good as Gawker, but you came darn close sometimes.

Don’t be dragon in old jokes. 

So fucking sad. 

The reactions to this turn of phrase indicate more than the actual phrase does.

Those are expensive too! (went down this hole recently)

“people in society believe addiction is the addict’s fault, and they don’t really give a shit if an addict dies”

Why this wasn’t the second car they made I’ll never understand. If they pull an attractive package together it might just put them firmly in the black. 

You’re welcome. Though I’m sure you learned it from your parents.

I see it’s what you’re here for. You’re doing a great job at it.