Came here to post this. Love you for beating me to it. Fuck aspirational! Be like Redman! Famous with a long ass career and still in a normal house. 

Yeah loved that one too.

Who watches the watchmen. 

“Rollin’ in the MPV / Makin’ beats on the MPC”

That’s not a minivan.

I never liked the fangs, but the body style does grow on me as it ages. 

But except yeah, especially in the last 30 years of usage.

Agreed. The RC almost got it, but not quite.

Gotta disagree.

Looks a little weird, but better than the Chiron. The elimination of those overwrought side scoops is a good thing even if the EB110 has the better headlights.

I don’t really worry about that. Pontiac had BMW grilles but it would never stop me from driving a good BMW.

This is the car that justifies that grille. 

This is honestly the only new car on the road that caused my jaw to drop as it drove by. Can’t believe how awesome a job Lexus did on this one. Hope I get to see one of these green ones. 

I still feel like you’re stretching the word function here. Gonna have to respectfully disagree. 

I don’t always agree with you, but this is honestly the best defense I’ve heard for this word. It’s been twisted beyond a simple definition by bad faith arguments though, at least in our current parlance.

I’m not sure pandering to children is a function. I’d call it a feature for sure, but it doesn’t help the vehicle perform better as a vehicle in any way. 

Sadly, you’re not wrong. 

For sure. Do propaganda terms belong in there with real words?

Same!

I know what you’re saying about the packaging, but the window kinks and style lines on it were definitely not for function. Probably would’ve looked more like a scion xB if it was only functional.