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I had a very very similar experience waking up yesterday morning!!!

Yeah, I came to say the same. There's also a matter of maybe not having another choice—especially if you've been drinking and just need to get home.

you're definitely warned. However, if you're drunk you could easily click through the warning too quickly

Thanks. I guess there's also the fact that people plan on using these services to get home, and then don't have much choice but to accept whatever they charge because they don't have a backup plan.

I'm not sure about the price, but you have to type in the surge multiplier to confirm you're aware of it. So she knew that it was going to be 9x the normal rate.

egg-zach-ly!!! I was toooootally gonna comment on that! It was total bullshit when I saw it and he even told the "charming" story on a late night show. I guess because there was enough truth in the lie peeps let it pass? I dunno. But when I read it and watched him tell the story I was like BULLSHIT DUDE YOU GOT IN A

How did Zac Efron's sketchball fight on Skid Row, shortly after he got out of rehab, get swept under the rug so quickly? Are we supposed to be surprised he's using c*caine?

This is the unintended consequence of grownups giving kids spotty information or misinformation.... Kids have that airtight logic, so they believe what you tell them and fill in the blanks themselves, with horrifyingly wrong (yet often hilarious) results! Your Abortion game is STILL making me laugh today, holyshit is

Soooo fecking funny!!!!!! The rape game!!!!! Omigosh!! I read this to my girlfriend who was in the other room and she is shrieking laughing!

*mighty snork* OMIGAWD that 'abortion' game!! You're killing me!!

I really wish people would stop feeding Gardenvariety... he's posting everywhere to start shit. I swear it's actually a troll bot.

I'm getting pretty fucking sick of it too. I was a starred commenter under two different systems and now I'm stuck in the grey because of some asshole gif poster.

This is the best story that has ever, EVER been on Jezebel.

The idea of playing abortion with water condoms made me laugh till I cried. Please print this story in your holiday cards and send them with my blessings.

Hahaha. Love it. GOODY DAVIES IS A WITCH.

this! And he did it the best way a comedian could: hilariously!

Bravo to Hannibal Buress for telling it like it is. A comedian of his generation would probably have been influenced to some degree or another by Cosby's comedy (or at least I assume so, based on my listening to multiple comedians mention Cosby on WTF, Nerdist, etc) but he didn't let that get in the way of sticking up

I grew up in central Virginia and (surprise) had maybe 2 days of sex ed in 5th grade. Now. I wish it happened twice or at least a little later because there was sooooo much about my body I didn't know.

I have a story about this. Back in days of yore, I used to be a middle/high school biology and chemistry teacher, and when I trained I had a couple of placements in Catholic schools. Of course one of my placements for teaching biology fell across the time in the curriculum when you have to teach The Sex, so of

You have my support, at least, fellow ghost. I wonder this all the time. I don't post a lot, but I do at least try to be informative and on-topic.