Ugh WHAT THE HELL WHY THEY DO THAT!!! It was the only thing that felt like a must have in the list and they went and fucked it up.

aaaaah I don't know... The gf specifically said 8 (it's a lucky number in the Chinese culture) and she really prefers lucky pussy.

hahaha well it's legal in the state we live in now but not the one we're moving to so no dice. MAKE OUR LOVE LEGAL!!! Lol

Buuuuurn, lol

My gf said she's gonna get 8 cats and call them her "pussy posse".

If someone who is no longer in my life is happy that I'm not in their life... Great. I mean, we're not in eachothers lives and honestly there are 2 sides to every story and everyone has their point of view. So I can truthfully say I give zero fucks about that.

ok. "IDFWY" is my fucking. Jam! I love love love that song. ESPECIALLY because it's about his ex (fuck his interview, fuck what he says cause it's about her). And I can truly say it is euphoric yelling the chorus at the top of my lungs with my new chic (we both had horrible ex's and are super grateful we found…

fuck this guy. I'm totally taking his sentence as a way to punish him for reinstating Confederate History month and being fucking tone deaf about how that would affect the African Americans in the state. Too fucking short of a sentence though.

I would star this comment ten times if I could!! 😂😂

OMG ARKANSAS!!! Lol

I saw this a while back and for the life of me couldn't figure out why Nooooo one else was talking about it!

tots gonna be that chick... As happy as I was when I saw that Alicia Keys had another baby (woohoo!!!), the record scratched when I saw the handwriting. Like not the WORST because it's totally legible but it looks like a fourth graders hand writing. What happened to our penmanship Amuricah? What happened?

(Said with tears in my eyes) EVERYBODY WOULD FUCK PRINCE! HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

yea this dude aside, prosecuting rappers is suuuuper racist. Mic.com just did another article yesterday about the issue.

okay the headline made me laugh out loud, because yea. They kinda are.

love that idea! It's festive and marks the day without doing Christmas per se. My struggle is just that this period of time was always marked as an event and it just doesn't feel right to not do something even though I don't believe in Jesus and would feel weird trying to put together some sort of Solstice…

'Martyrdom' is actually the perfect word for this.

uh greed.

ugh!!!!! My god I got the feels watching this!!!! Sooooooo great!!!! I could watch again and again! Where the thuh fuck has Missy been!? I freaking miss her what a genius!! And Da Brat looked like she was having so much fun (probs too much because I couldn't catch one word of her rap...but fuck it! It was great…

As an Atheist (born NOI Muslim turned evangelical Christian) I have to admit I have no fucking clue how to do Christmas. For a few years after college I did the tree and Christmas music thing, because well, I didn't have any other ideas. But this year I don't even want to do that. My gf and I (oh I didn't mention I'm…