My jewelry definitely says “She can’t be trusted with expensive shit so these studs are from H&M, babies.”

Any stories that Jezebel publishes about money and poverty as it relates to all kinds of women are stories I want to read. There’s so much shame and secrecy about finances in our culture, and stories like this have a way of lancing those boils and making everything clearer and easier for everybody.

Oh my god YES. I hear people talking about how their parents are giving them $20K for a wedding, or $30K for a down payment on a home, or paying for their college tuition entirely. Must be really fucking nice.

No, plus he also managed to pull off “sexy” better

Zayn’s The Weeknd impression is excellent.

That’s how this story should end. Well it really should end with Rih somehow becoming the Queen of England, but Queen of the Universe is enough. No need to be greedy.

Not dating, just a couple of pals wandering around getting into photogenic scrapes and raising awareness for various charitable causes.

I’m shipping this shit. Let it be known that they should be referred to as HarRiri

Look at this comment

Yeah, it’s pretty clear that all the people who are really really into living at Hogwarts are from difficult home environments – from what I remember Tom Riddle never wanted to go home either.

I went to boarding school and it was a lot of fun. It was like summer camp year round. You had a family of 300 brothers and sisters. Some of whom you hooked up with. You know, like normal families.

Oh, Tilda... Hogwarts had its rules and tough situations too. But I understood that Harry was just happy to not live with the Dursleys anymore, just because of how much neglect and mistreatment he suffered there. Not because boardings schools are awesome. Not to mention he was learning magic there. Same thing happened…

I bet you anything that having sex with Donald Trump would be like having sex with Henry VIII in the twilight years. He’d barely have the stamina to heave himself atop you to flop around for more than a couple of minutes - IF THAT, we are talking two minutes tops before he gets too out of breath and loses all hope of…

Helium...

I’m all for freedom of religion. Believe what you want. But I’m not going to celebrate a representative of a belief system that tells women that their bodies are intrinsically immodest.

And let’s not forget the silent policing of women’s clothing - too short, too tight, too edgy. I get it. Ugh

And it’s not like what women wear isn’t policed in North America too, from the earliest ages. With school dress codes and endless requirements in work environments and shit.

So, what, you’re just going to decide the meaning of a specific belief system’s accompanying actions without any reference to knowledge or information about that belief system (hint - hijab has nothing to do with women’s bodies being “intrinsically immodest”) and then decide that whatever meaning you just made up…

She can’t take her skin colour off.

I love her. Her courage, her beauty, her dimples. Those dimples!