Politico reports that the campaign is looking for a Trump stand-in to imitate the distinctive style of the man himself, by saying the most terrible shit possible to her

Please elaborate.

Because when I am polling low with Women, I hire a guy who knows how to deal with them!

Oh good, Roger can tell Donald all the finer points of making sure you stare directly at just the right boob, not both boobs, so you don’t look like a creep or anything.

It’s actually going to go great, if you’re into morbid curiosity like I am.

Ya, two old misogynist assholes trying to put their big, fat, out of touch heads together to win back women voters. Yup, this is gonna go well.

So, an asshole is helping a giant shit move forward...this isn’t surprising in the least.

Awwww....Ailes has Donald’s butthole lips too!

UGH. Michael Fucking Phelps can laugh all the way through the goddamn anthem and nobody fucking cares, but people want to burn Gabby Douglas at the stake. It's infuriating.

I really don’t understand why she was targeted in the first place. The reigning Olympic Champion makes an unbelievable comeback, not for her own glory but to serve her team? KILL HER!!!!

Don’t want to co-sign, but...

Or, not having to follow Noah. I’m pretty sure that added to the ratings. Loved Colbert, but mostly ended up watching him because he followed Jon.

I love Hasan Minhaj, he’s my bright spot left since the leaving of Jessica Williams and Sam Bee

Well they’ve got a lot of time on their hands cuz their lives are so empty.

Yes absolutely of course talk about her not beaming in joy in the stands, let’s ignore the fact that on the day of qualifications for all-around, she immediately hugged Aly and Simone and said “I’m not disappointed at all” and said the exact same to the press afterwards, despite the fact that the freaking NBC…

It’s crazy how mad this makes the cousin fucking racists. Simmer in your hate, fucking bigots.

I love them both. Also Gabby Douglas’ lipstick choices this Olympics.

glad jezebel didn’t disappoint by not posting this story i waited all day yesterday for this post. glad it’s up now.

co-sign.

Would rather have seen Trevor Noah go.