As someone who HATES it when people I don’t really know very well and trust touch me (I don’t even love hugging my parents, but I’ll do it) this is the cringiest shit in the world. Especially since our society doesn’t give us a delicate way to say no without being apologetic about it and possibly being viewed as rude.

Slightly OT, but what is it with adults asking for hugs? Why is this a thing? In my experience, only men have asked me for hugs and in professional settings. Once a male coworker and I were chatting and he asked for a hug when the conversation ended. I said absolutely not. WTF. You are not my child, my parent, my…

Yep.

Oh u didn’t know.. Not only are black ppl lazy but they are simultaneously responsible for all the bad shit that happens. It's the most fucked up magic trick

Probably on one of his many infuriating golf trips.

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

Oh man. You were almost there. You were great until, “The fact that you can handle a gun better than your husband is awesome.”

Bitch has my money and my sweets.

From what I read, courtesy of a military lady I follow on twitter, the hand on the heart is just a thing schools teach kids, it’s not a requirement. As long as you stand during the anthem, that’s all that’s necessary.

You don’t have to, you can also stand there with your hands held in front or behind you. Gabby just can’t ever do right my Twitter, her hair isn’t right, her hands aren’t right, her skin isn’t right. She just keeps on doing her thing, winning gold.

Needs to be a t-shirt, STAT.

My favorite part of this picture is that Joe Biden thinks a normal ice cream cone costs between ten and twenty dollars.

This one made me tear up when I saw it! They seem to genuinely hold each other in such high esteem. I want them to have adjoining condos after the presidency. Maybe Hillary can select Biden as a Chief Justice so he will stay in DC. His opinions from the bench would be delightful.

It is excellent. As a fellow hand talker, I have to appreciate this oldy but goody:

You are a national treasure for posting this.

Guess FB better stop spoiling everything!

It’s not, but truly, it’s more NBC’s fault than yours. We can’t expect the whole internet to wait until NBC chooses to show it to us.

Don’t get caught on tape, stay outta jail.

OMG AMBER WAVES OF JUSTICE YESSSS

CBS needs to make a drama series based on her. We can call it The Good Wolf or Amber Waves of Justice or something.