My mom and I were talking about Rami Malek a few months ago. He was on TV giving an interview and she thought he was “weird looking.” and has “bug eyes.” I disagreed with her, as I think he is pretty hot and has beautiful eyes. So, point of the story, my mom has poor taste and I don’t.

Shouldn’t it be BOOR instead of BO’R?

SAME.

Oh good, a perfect time to revisit Erin Ryan’s Ryan Lochte list (and one of my personal Jez faves). http://jezebel.com/5931055/10-rea…

“Neah?”

I don't read xojane but it seems like this S.E. Smith is kind of an insufferable asshoule.

Same. I want to hate him, but I just can’t.

Can someone explain to me who called Latinxs taco bowls? Because with regards to Trump, I took him eating that dumb taco bowl for Cinco de Mayo as a sad, half-assed attempt at outreach to Latinx voters. Then I took the DNC email referring to “taco bowl engagement” as a dig at Trump. What is Smith talking about? I'm so…

Complete and utter submission. A formal apology for having the audacity to even run against Her (TM). And also a public flogging performed by Katy Perry.

Well, when you need those losers to come out and vote for you, then you have to appeal to them. The same way you try and target and appeal to the other demographics you need to vote for you.

Maybe it’s pics of him giving Gov. Rauner an actual blowjob rather than the usual metaphorical ones.

I always thought the kitty’s name was Fifi. I could’ve made that up though. I remember watching as a kid and thinking she was right to want to be left alone by a smelly, annoying boy.

I slipped like that walking across a slick marble floor in the lobby of a place where I was interviewing for a job, in view of the guy I was interviewing with, and a bunch of other people. I also started laughing, then felt like a huge dork, and was a total mess in the interview. I didn’t get the job.

Emilia Clarke slipping as she comes in the door is me in heels at every professional function.

Biden was many things, but never boring. His debate with Paul Ryan was a thing of beauty. The idea of Tim Kaine and Mike Pence debating is about as exciting as watching two vanilla ice cream cones melt under the glare of the TV lights.

I also live in the 5th. I'm only semi-embarrassed because I'm not a Republican, and I don't find her actions shocking. She can go fuck herself.

I’m so glad I’m an old who hates summer. I’m going to stay inside all weekend in my a/c with my cat, some wine, and Netflix. This weather can hang.

God, she had the ultimate “Let me speak to your Manager” haircut.

They must have clued in Alan Rickman too.

Does she sparkle in the sun? Might give away her cover. Just sayin’.