I did the same thing with Goldschlager as a teen.

I've now been googling vintage Avon cologne/perfume bottles and am falling down another rabbit hole. :-). Thanks!

That’s so cool!

Not unless that cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Mr. Morris. That shit gets better with the 2nd bowl because now you have cinnamon sugary milk as a primer.

I’m sorry she did that. It’s especially galling since your grandmother designated the 2 brooches for you and your cousin to have. It seems like every person I know who has lost a grandparent or great-grandparent there’s always fuckery that occurs when it comes to dividing possessions.

And Fries. Who hasn't been the victim of a French Fry thief?

The bottles are what I’m interested in. Although, it would be cool to smell the scents if possible. My grandmother had this great collection of her perfumes/bottles from the 40s and 50s. Several with atomizers, which I just thought was so glamorous. After she died, my aunt took them all and sold them before I could…

I read something once about the 4 Romanov Grand Duchesses and how they each had a preferred Coty perfume scent and it sent me down a rabbit hole on vintage perfumes. Some old bottles come up on eBay but I can never afford them.

That was a great day. He wasn’t my congressman, but I live in IL so had to be embarrassed and angered by him.

This fucking piece of shit! I'm an Illinoisan and it was a great fucking day when Tammy Duckworth beat him by a 10-point margin.

That dress is fabulous!

I hated Monopoly as a kid (still do) because it meant being ruthless and taking things from people. I just wanted to move my dog piece to one property, stay there and build a house. I always lost badly.

This has happened to me before too. It’s really weird!

Deliberate. I wish I could take credit, but I saw another friend use it and I also thought it is very apt.

I unfriended an acquaintance whose husband is a cop. Between yesterday and today she was flooding my feed with every slop of Blue Lies Matter propaganda she could get her eyeballs and claws on. In between hawking her shitty essential oils Avonesque business, of course.

I loved Clue as a kid! It was one of my fave rainy day games. I was enamored that the fictional house had a ballroom, library, and conservatory, even though I didn’t know what a conservatory was. My favorite was character was Miss Scarlet.

Same. Sigh.

I fucking love my air conditioners (1 in the BR, 1 in the living room). I say thank you to them every sticky, muggy, 90 degree day. Plus my electricity is included in my rent, so I can enjoy my chilled bliss without choosing between cool and food.

You're smart.

Yeah, I know she meant hijab. Through sarcasm I was poking at this ridiculous woman. Maybe I’m giving her credit, but she knows the word hijab. She probably has spent many a furious, Fox-news fueled Google search on it. But she’s angry! Veterans! Jobs! And she knows actively mocking the word will really drive her…