Up is so over rated, and Toy Story still holds up.

I once threw a party with a bunch of cheeses and various smoked meats, I laid it out as nice as I could on a plate, but by the end of the night everyone had just drank my absinthe.

I thought it felt a little forced and awkward. I mean, turning Goku young just screams reliance on nostalgia.

This must be an old tip. $20? In today’s economy?

The kindest office administrator in the world let me cry uninterrupted in a conference room so nobody in my company (or any other) could see.

I’ll be glad when the CVS arsonist that fed racists and conservatives so many sound bites and something to point at goes to jail.

The design is nice but why the hell would I need this? Either I’m supposed to walk onto my desk or those desk stairs take up a ton of space for no reason.

You just took the pun from this article and spelled the joke out.

Thanks, that’s great to know!

Thanks. Yeah. I hate this phone.

Wait, so which warranty policy do I need for this? I’ve had my phone for years but the battery is definitely closer to 50% than 100% health.

These were all badass but that last story was movie level badass.

I’ve had this. It’s kind of exactly what you’d imagine.

Once it’s established that they are in fact, toxic, do yourself a favor and skip to #7.

That does indeed sound super sad. :(

Good call, thanks for the tip.

I remember really enjoying that book in middle school, but I forget what happens. Do the dogs die?

Me too. But as long as you’re reading somewhat consistently you’re probably doing a better job than most US adults.

I’d love to see this for adults and classic books.

Hahaha, cool thanks!