Well. Time to stop liking Pitbull ironically. Back to not liking him at all.

Sometime after my Freshmen year of college I completely forgot how to make friends. A couple months traveling alone gave me a crash-course refresher. But it’s been a while since then and I feel myself becoming a recluse again.

I think a 13 year old could make it three days, tbh.

You guys this rape plot is dumb and this show is dumb. Like, high production quality and Peter Dinklage saying badass things is not enough for a show to be good, come on.

If you had told me ten years ago that Rihanna would have a song called “Bitch Better Have My Money” and that I would love it I would only have believed the first part.

This isn’t a passive-aggressive apology, this is an apology and a reprimand in two separate clauses and it’s totally acceptable. There’s no backseat shading, you apologize then stand up for yourself.

Can somebody explain this more? I haven’t been keeping up this season so I don’t know the specifics, but am I supposed to assume that a character constantly smoking is “foreshadowing” that they’ll get cancer?

You would think that if he’s this unpleasant and ungrateful altogether people would learn to stop working with him. Jesus.

Kesha is awesome. All of her songs are fun and she’s really smart and she parties hard but also gets shit done, she’s just great.

Ugh I’ve been eating at a calorie deficit for four whole days in a row and the only weight I’ve lost has been from tears.

And then someone wrote a whole article about it!

Great article.

It’s the same with becoming a chef or a set techie in the film industry. You have to love what you’re doing and understand what you’re giving up.

Because Jezebel is a feminist site that supports women, until they become successful.

Wear sunscreen and hang out outside casually. Don’t lie down and let radiation pour all over your face.

Seriously it’s time to just cut the south loose.

Yeah, I watched both and they’re super similar (SNL’s is just three minutes longer and three minutes unfunnier). But it’s weird that Jezebel didn’t link back to the article it wrote on this yesterday. They always link back.

Everything is different. All of the costumes have been palette swapped.

If it was someone being racist or homophobic or something else with just words then yeah. This guy is bragging about rape which means he should probably be investigated or something.

To be fair, this person is a food critic for a living.