I can't imagine how flying through the air would feel. My car would probably hate me forever.

I saw a big rig stuck under an overpass. They had to deflate the tires for it to fit.

Doesn't work when whoops sneak up on you. And that was an SUV, not a dirt bike. Just sayin.

This just made my day. Thank you.

Any low riders in Russia? Cuz that would be epic.

My first words exactly...after the laughter.

Tis true. But I doubt they're there to sell. I think their role is to attract the suckers (er, buyers) and distract them with their boobies.

So how do recalls work? Does the technician come to the house or does the owner have to bring the house to GM?

That's exactly what you want to bring on an off-road Adventure.

43.1 cubic feet of cargo space! Gee Golly! It could barely fit four adults and our luggage when we rented one. We asked for a Corolla or a comparable sedan but they gave us an Encore, told us it was an upgrade. We didn't need an upgrade; we needed trunk space. the passengers in the back had to share the seat with two…

Most major cities are providing free wifi. Why would anyone pay $20 grand for it. Plus, most phone plans come with data that is usually sufficient. I don't get why this is such a great feature.

The only thing that's changed is the viewership who have become desensitized through Internet porn. Look how excited those guys in the video are. They didn't get to see half nude women every day so they were in heaven. Today, we don't blink an eye because we can get so much more on the Internet.

Keep those videos coming. Even though all I get is laughter out of them. They're a refreshing take on the regular, bland, template-based car reviews that everyone else makes.

I like cats, and this is cute and all, but I'd prefer if Ashley cashed in on her sex appeal. Maybe a photo shoot for Maxim or FHM. She can bring her cats if she wants.

That's the cutest thing anyone with Buff in their name has ever said.

Based on your argument we're all crazy car people. And that doesn't sound so bad.

Were we separated at birth? I feel the same way about wagons and CUVs. I can't grasp the fact that form over function takes priority. I don't understand why people would compromise space just to feel like they're sitting in an SUV. The Flex would be perfect if it were smaller/shorter. I have my eye on the Golf Wagon…

Apparently, you shouldn't love it more than anything, ever ever. But I won't judge.

And if VW renames their Multivan the Astro II we're back full circle.

I don't see them on the road anymore. I wonder if owners got rid of them when the company folded. Or did they just fall apart?