I mean... I think there are plenty of people who have sex on a first date. 

Why are you such a piece of shit?

“There’s some more stuff in there, but this is pretty much it. Great stuff, huh? Maybe you had to be there?”

This seems like an unneccessary article

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

I say this in a way that is divorced from Aziz or the woman victimized:

You’re making fun of a comedian because.... his jokes are less funny in print than they are delivered?  The fuck is this bs?

Maybe you had to be there?

“this post probably never would have been considered newsworthy enough to print”

The part of this article that I like best is that it argues (apparently in earnest) against the premise of a joke about the pace of the news cycle increasing the length of people’s shit breaks. (“As if crossword puzzles and cinder-block-sized Stephen King novels didn’t keep them occupied in more analog years?”) Zing! T…

The problem here wasn’t harassment, it’s that aziz couldnt satisfy this random groupie, who then felt vindictive about the wasted evening and lashed out. Let’s call a spade a spade and let the man move on with his life, and hopefully he learns how to use his dick for the better.

Was Ansari ever really shunned though? As far as I know, his show wasn’t cancelled and there seemed to be a general consensus that the Babe article was shitty journalism and that what was described in it hardly rose to the level of #metoo worthy outrage, and that we needed to have a conversation about how he acted…

A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO TO HER WORKPLACE WITHOUT SOME DUDE ASKING IF HE CAN SHOW HER HIS DICK WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.

I took his take to be “is there a road back for these people”? Should there be?

You sound problematic. 

Don’t feel like a fool for believing in someone.  That’s a good trait to have.  If you were wrong, and a lot of us were, oh well.  Pick up and carry on being a little wiser.  You were disappointed because they were a disappointment, not because you didn’t immediately assume the worst about a person.

I have two theories: 1) she never asked to be brought into this case and wants to distance herself from it 2) she doesn’t want to harm Kesha’s arguments by making it look like she lied or made up an accusation. 

This sounds like some White Feminist (TM) bullshit.

Savage af. Best comment here.

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