I liked the boat sinking parts!

Can you imagine being his parents? How embarrassing.

Yes, because it entirely a “You’re a piece of shit, Weinstein” joke.

Oh no. That joke was excellent. 

Rich is sensitive.

ugh for fuck’s sake. she’s not a comedian. Roasting someone you know and love isn’t that easy, she made a dumb joke. How is this news?

The Seth Meyers joke is pretty good, though, right?

“Avoid the clap” - Jimmy Dugan

I’m 5'6". Personally, I think Trump is 3 to 5 inches tall, like a doll. Just my take on the situation.

SAME. But then I clicked and the photo was way more awkward than I expected. 

What do they talk about? You know, the usual — soup, snow peas, the outdoors. But, really, they can talk or not talk forever.

On the upside, the monogram for her sheets is mistake proof.

That’s a gofundme I would donate to

God, sororities and fraternities are dumb.

I’m only okay with House Bunny.

Goop and Infowars get their supplements from the same supplier. They’re selling similar products in different packaging to different groups. Truthfully, our health is not as much in our control as we would like. My one aunt watched what she ate and exercised. Still ended up dying of cancer.

Checking that the things you say and sell to the public are actually true is a “growing pain”? To be treated as a tedious annoyance done only to please cranky investors? I hope she and everyone involved in that classist shitshow choke on their jade eggs.

Your trolling is mediocre, like your racist president and all your white supremacist heroes.