IDK. I think I spent more time as a kid dreaming about being a flower girl then I ever have spent dreaming about being a bride.

The DOE taking this seriously.

It’s a dick move to keep anything family related, really. My ex boyfriend stole some family chairs and an ottoman. We shared an apartment, but I sure as heck never gifted them to him. People are terrible. Oh, and he beat me. So he was a real winner.

It’s really such a dick move to keep someone’s dead dad’s guitar, I honestly can’t believe it.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! I’m really upset about Kurt’s guitar.

WAIT WUT. Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon? Are you kidding me.

I have to work :( but I saw commercials for the wedding special on HBO with Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon and will definitely be recording it.

They should get America’s favorite dad as stand in one Mr. Tom Hanks.

Her dad seems like he may be a bit overwhelmed and out of his depth, unlike the compulsively attention-seeking half-sister. It’s sad. I hope the media leaves him alone after this.

Concern over my family embarrassing me is the only reason I never married into royalty.

I’ve always wanted that too. But no matter how I try I can’t get the basketball to spin properly on my finger.

I’m thinking Mr. Markle won’t be attending the wedding due to shamelessly monetizing his relationship to his daughter health problems.

Ugh. Meghan’s family (except her mom) seem like the WORST. She must be wishing they would all just go away and be quiet. Like, I have some shady relatives but they’re relatively harmless and thankfully removed from most of my actual life.

I really hope this one hits it out of the park.

The country could really use a good push-back against the racist tsunami.

Adam Driver is great in understated roles like this, and John David is Denzel’s son. I’m sold.

Yeah I love how she doesn’t cake on the makeup for the event. And that dress is really cute on her!

I have no idea what’s going on here.

Yes. That is literally Azalea Banks entire existence.

What Azealia Banks said was horribly classist. I’m not a fan of the Cardi B brand. But, there’s a way to call out society’s fascination with the lowest common denominator without attacking the person. It’s borderline self hating to imply that black women should be of a certain level of education/intelligence to be…

I don’t know that much about Azaelia Banks, but she seems fucking exhausting. Is her whole m.o. just ragging on people more talented and more popular than her?