Who the hell would watch this crap?

Ah yes, since a gay boy, a Black girl, and a fat white girl are popular, there must be something sinister to it. These SJWs are just bullying the “normal,” red-blooded Americans who simply want to live their lives!

Why??????

I don’t care what the kids are saying. The past tense of “slay” is “slew,” not “slayed,” and the participle is “slain.”

Your friends aren’t going to give you a gift for getting your PhD?! That’s so shitty of them. It doesn’t have to be something expensive but if any occasion is worth marking, getting a doctorate is.

She killed it and didn’t get anywhere near the applause she deserved.

The party of “Fuck Your Feelings” got their feelings fucked with.

Why aren’t more people talking about one of the best jabs; Mitch McConnell is getting his neck circumcised. That was fucking gold.

“...the POTUS is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab.” 

I thought it was the best WHCD performance since Seth Meyers.

Let’s be honest, they hate Wolf because of her “you’ve all benefitted” joke. It was the obvious, blatant truth. They didn’t want to hear that they’re making big bucks off of human suffering and dragging us down by just soft-balling the administration on everything they’ve done instead of calling them out.

Why does Bourdain need to fuck off? You realize he was actually praising Michelle Wolf, right?

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

I mean, did they ever watch her stand up, or simply a 10 second clip of it on YouTube? I mean... this should not have been shocking. Michelle Wolf killed it!!!

“Playing the room”?!?

That’s something else that comes with new babies.

And don’t take it out in your mommy or Bonnie either, get therapy and leave everybody alone.

I get more of a Robert Duvall vibe.

Undoubtedly this man is unhinged and has been for a long time. Men, don’t take your mommy issues out on us. We are not your mommy or your Bonnie and we don’t deserve to be stalked, raped and killed for the real or perceived actions of the women in your life.

My SIL just had twins. She had three, separate baby showers. I only went to one.