Lol you mean the “lets not make it easy to kill people” brand? If that’s unsavory to you then maybe you should learn to remove human flesh from your diet.

The amount of people who reply calling him a “Piece of Shit” is reeeeaaaally gross

Ohio - Hold my beer!

But how do you know the cotton candy was ever even there, maaaan?

Duuuuuude, have you ever looked inside your mouth, there’s, like, so much stuff in there. How do we even close them, man?

That was some good shit.

Ofc. 2: “Well if they show up, you Narcan him.” 

We all are raccoons, trapped into this thing we called society.

Now is the Cohen of our discontent made glorious summer by this blog of Rothkopf.

It fucking should be a disqualification. Ne’er were there a whinier bunch of people.

Privilege is not defined by how much money you have.

Dongus

This makes me miss the Toast :(

I miss Craig Ferguson. James Corden is no Craig Ferguson.

Lol. These assholes have never, ever, had to compete in a TRUE meritocracy and it fucking shows. They got ahead historically by making sure the talents, voices, and work of everyone who was not a cis, straight, white man was suppressed, while claiming they only achieved their success through hard work and merit.

Never forget.

“I’m on your side. But.....”

I’m waiting for the day he orders the Royal Marines to take back Manhattan island.

Ah man, I’m disappointed this wasn’t something about Prince George. I love that little despot.

“But when I see op-eds, such as the one recently in the New York Times that states in the headline that the Metropolitan Museum of Art should not have appointed “yet another white, male director,” I recoil. That’s just another way of saying that white and male is a disqualification.”