You are dumb as fuck.
Instead of writing off the populations of Texas and Florida (and I suppose South Carolina), I would propose helping those in these states that are fighting for rationality.
Not sure if this is a Marine Todd style copypasta or not but still: You know that if you (try) to leave you don’t get to keep the bases or the marines right?
Oh I see. You’re a “reverse racism” person. Cool, cool, cool. No thanks. Bye now.
You’re pretty fly for a white guy!
The long arm of the law, has embraced our dear friend Warren.
This is why I always use the yellow skin default for emojis. I’m more comfortable just letting people assume my race is “Simpsons”
I don’t think the issue here is that the white guy is dispensing advice about when to use brown hand emojis. I think the issue here is that the white guy’s advice is fucking stupid and oblivious.
Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.
DDL has been and will always be sexy.
I am 100% rooting for this MIT prof.....aside from Brad Pitt maybe not being a great partner, but in theory, work with me. Amal picking up a trophy husband gives me life and I love the vicarious gender balancing of having visible, famous couples where the woman is primarily known as an intellectual powerhouse and the…
I can attest that flip phones *do* work on the subway. Alas, if only I had been on that train. I could have taken out *my* flip phone and DDL would have seen me and we could have had the beautiful moment of kismet I’ve been waiting for since I saw Last of the Mohicans in the theater and felt some very strong feelings.…
Oh puhleeeeeeze. Potatum has been steppin up and OUT on her for years.
I’ll just leave this here Kim:
So chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfast was banned today. I wanted to start a thread because while I sincerely can’t imagine how difficult it is for the editors/mods to manage the influx of actual trolls around Jez, I also really wish there was some kind of system that allowed longtime community members to be given a…
What, like it’s hard?
Weirdly, I was just thinking about the lyrics of Silent Night, and how they use the phrase “tender and mild” to describe the infant. Those are words you use to describe a cut of meat, not your baby. Then I looked up the song, and discovered it was composed during a blizzard when the villagers were stranded and…
That’s fine. If Jezebel wants to keep supporting the closed minded and oppressive lobby of people who think we should not, as a society, eat children, it’s clear that there’s really no room for actual debate here . But I would ask you to consider, dear reader, that maybe, just maybe, there *might* be two sides to…
BABA YAGA DESERVES BETTER