Boston is awful in that respect, especially in sports contexts. “Fans” in fenway will be abrasive and raging, and opposing players themselves on the field are jovial and friendly to each other. It’s madness.

My God, I love you!

Everything he wears is just Gucci. It’s not like he’s rummaging through thrift store stuff. He’s just piling on whatever was on the runway due to contractual obligations. In some cases identical to how they styled it. It’s corporately designated eccentricity.

Interesting. Thanks for this.

I am not French, but I lived in France for a good chunk of my formative years and I don’t actually think French waiters are even rude in general. They just get a bad rap amongst Americans as they don’t kiss your ass constantly during the meal for a tip, substitutions are frowned upon and you have to flag them down and…

...............I don’t know you or New England, but God I love this comment!............It’s like you just told Boston/all of New England, “Look, NuIngla, Girl, Bye!”...............

I’m here for the makeup trends:

He was apparently a very good waiter to patrons, the issue was his management style.

I’d prefer something a little less constricting. The Doof Warrior’s ensemble looks pretty comfy:

I heard peeing on it helps, maybe that’s something else, but in his case I’d try it.

Ah Rick Santorum, spoken like someone who has clearly never taken a CPR class. CPR, if I remember correctly, 1) is only for breathing issues and/or cardiac arrest and 2) not always recommended for children. Okay, so perhaps he meant they should get First Aid training. I mean, that’s a little better, but like the most…

Hmmm....dunno...maybe start with the Heimlich maneuver first....THEN try CPR for awhile....oh...damn...didn’t make it. Welp. Thoughts and prayers.

It’s absolutely his fault. We all get the face we deserve by the time we’re around 50 or so. Santorum’s had almost 60 years of being a condescending, self-serving prick. He wasn’t born with that face—he’s spent a lifetime cultivating it.

CPR isn’t even super effective. And even I, a non-medical professional, knew that. Because I read sometimes. Rick Santorum is an intellectually incurious dolt.

If Rick Santorum was ever shot, I truly hope someone performs CPR on him.

It’s totally his fault.

I loved that that HS student isn’t bothering to hide his rational response to how stupid Santorum is.

Portrait of Teenage Weariness.

It’s not his fault, really, but Rick Santorum is the smarmiest-looking dude this side of Joel Osteen. He could be the intellectual love child of Ta-Nehisi Coates and Pope Francis and I’d still want to cold-cock him just for looking the way he does.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.