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Have you ever seen gifs or videos of babies going through tunnels?

Oh, of course. Fun is a priority. I’m more noting the “sexy” aspect to a lot of this stuff a la Kylie Jenner.

My college students are also very into these and you know what? They look terrible on everyone. Awful. Not even ironically funny. I’m very tired of intentionally ugly fashion.

I am absolutely delighted by the idea of Kanye directing a porn that I will never watch because I cannot wait to read the amazing reviews of this latest artistic endeavor. It will of course star look-alikes of all the Kardashian-Jenners (including Kris) and like 18 Kanye look-alikes wearing various creepy contact…

Fair.

Can we once and for all be done calling houses “cribs”? Makes me think of a world of giant babies. Yuck.

He’s drunkenly shoving a $100 bill into a server’s mouth in Vegas.

#NeverForget

In the past three months, I’ve had three of my closest friends cut me out of their lives because I don’t fit in with their married or parent lives because I asked to talk about something other than husbands or babies on a girls trip. This makes me completely uninterested in forming any new relationships with married…

I wish Bobby had included that context because that’s one of my favorite parts of the article. What a fascinating concept.

The preceding paragraph reads,

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Hahaha the end of that is great. What a wholesome few minutes I just had on this fine Friday afternoon.

Yes, that movie was great! I turned it on a year or so ago while doing a deep clean of my apartment and ended up sitting down and watching the entire thing. Severely underrated.

Whenever I see a picture of her, I always think she’s Kate Beckinsale at first.

I am SO. STINKIN. EXCITED. for this movie. I think I saw the first trailer for it in, like, February or something and I have been counting down ever since.

Yes, this is a true statement.

Good. I was in Theta for a year and quit because fuck those ridiculous bitches.