How did they respond? Perdue denied and then looked pretty shocked when I continued to talk because he clearly doesn’t give a shit about anything but his wallet and therefore did not have any idea the Planned Parenthood in GA does not provide abortions. Or that college instructors are not allowed to ask their students…

My dad was there. He introduced us. And when we actually live in a democracy and not in a democratic oligarchy, then maybe your “business hours” idea will make even an iota of sense.

I don’t work for you. And none of those things make any sense.

Oh, gross.

Please do not start this conversation that inevitably leads to people getting dirty with the stigmatism surrounding BPD again...

Yes. He was polite and said I could make a meeting to come talk to him at his office, but didn’t give me any particular contact info that would have helped with that. It was at a very swanky party and neither of us were going to be thrown out, so he took it in stride and then probably forgot about it because I’m a…

But he can sing!!

Where did I say I did not do that? We also discussed campus carry. 

Where did I say I yelled?

And! And! Once Captain Marvel comes out, we’ll also get Brie Larson in on this awesome idea!

I said this in another comment, but I’ll say it here again because I’m gray on Splinter:

I’ve done this before. I met David Perdue (GA senator) and asked him why he hated women in front of his entire family at a Memorial Day cookout a few yeras ago. These people are public servants who literally work for us and represent us at all times. I know there are people saying that we shouldn’t be confronting them…

She LOVES Kim Kardashian and this story is part of a larger bit in her stand-up about their relationship (they’re neighbors). By taking it out of context, Bobby makes her sound so mean, but that’s inaccurate. You should see Griffin live. It will totally change your perspective on her.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This would probably actually make me work out due to sheer terror. 

Small curd is better than large curd. I eat it plain, so I’m not the best for combos, but SMALL CURD ALL THE WAY.

I’m so sorry! I hope your mom is getting the help she needs!

I’m not sure what you’re talking about, but it may have been state-sanctioned Iranian TV. I went to Iran three years ago and the people there LOVE Obama. Maybe not the government, but the actual people love him. They really saw his diplomacy as an opportunity to join the rest of the world. And the representation he…

Why isn’t this the top comment?

What is going on with Heather Locklear, y’all?