As usual your hot take is tepid at best.

Congratulations!

I saw him last summer at the Chiltern Firehouse in London (which is an appallingly bad restaurant, but a good place to see celebrities). He is shorter than you’d think, but very, very beautiful.

Please do not go to a dermatologist for liposuction or butt enhancement. Go to a plastic surgeon. Come on, people.

That was going to be my second guess but I couldn’t remember his name!

Is that Chris Kirkpatrick of ‘NSYNC?

The gore is fast. Go see it. Just saw it and I’m reeling.

Most of us can’t see it until tomorrow.

Fair. I didn’t read all of it because I didn’t want spoilers. I’ll read the whole thing after I see it.

Ok, thanks so much.

Who are you and how do you get to go to all of this stuff?

Honestly, isn’t this the definition of the genre?

That person truly is a remarkable troll, though. As in their trolling could win awards. They sneak in so well and get everyone really fired up because they seem so reasonable at first. I don’t know. I’m kind of torn about trying to keep them in the greys at all because it’s actually pretty close to true artistry.

Beware the troll...

I loved it and I can’t stop thinking about lunchmeat.

The real problem was the Council of Nicea, the group that, for political reasons, decided what writings did and did not go in the Bible. This practiced has been mimicked again and again throughout history as various kings and governments have snipped and edited their theological dogmas in an effort to control people.…

I think about this all the time.

I don’t know; I think he’s adorable.

I’m having a really hard time today. My BPD went into overdrive this weekend and now I have lost three more friends, hate myself, want to die, feel terribly lonely, and am full of anger and sadness. I’m 33 years old and I have been dealing with this shit my entire life. I don’t understand how I am expected to like for…

It’s a line from a movie. I want to say Kindergarten Cop? I posted a gif above.