THICC*.

These commas are unnecessary, my sweet Hannah.

The Road is one of the dumbest books I have ever read. I am completely uninvested in this beyond it being a) better than sports, and b) hopefully funny. We of course picked the most unfunny ones, though, and now you seem like you’re super serious about getting cholera. Look back at my comment about the bees. It was…

1. The Road has also taught me that the post-apocalypse is a migratory experience.

Maybe CS as a kind of push to get them to shower and leave their rooms?

Wasn’t the whole thing about it being the apocalypse and would we rather have a thing from pre-apocalypse remain or enjoy a fun surprise from the post-apocalypse world? Also, boiling water does exist. And people go one extended backpacking adventures without indoorplumbing all the time and do not get cholera.…

Further, as there is a bunch of passive aggression going on below about this entire JOKE March Madness, removing bees changes the ecosystem. Plumbing is a man-made disrupter of the ecosystem (reservoirs, sink holes, chemicals in ground water, yada yada yada). We are in an apocalypse, And I’m not sure we are the most…

It’s the apocalypse. Who’s paying for water treatment and the servicing of the plumbing system?

THANK YOU. I mean, yeah, plumbing is a freaking great invention, but we’ll all only get to use it like one time for one really sad, malnourished shit, and then we’ll die of starvation because we won’t have any food.

Grammatically, no. And grammar is the foundation of Latin study. You cannot learn Latin without grammar.

I can’t decide if that’s more or less exhausting than if he was purposefully looking for these items in thrift stores.

Delicious!

#NotAllBostonians!

Yes, or a onesie. Ideally with 6 belts and a butt flap.

The second amendment is actually not at all clear. Linguistically speaking, it cannot be diagrammed and is therefore not a full or direct statement. Further, since our 18th-century forefathers would have been educated in classic humanist style in Latin oratory, they certainly knew how to compose sentences. Finally, in…

I, on the other hand, really want to wear 6 belts.

I truly love the expression, “faffing around.” It makes me think of something like this:

God, Boston’s attitude of superiority and, yes, RUDENESS is so stupid and unwarranted. Bostonians live in a glorified college town. They need to get over themselves.

Don’t get me wrong, I like my French waiters rude, but it is also true that the fancier a restaurant is in France, the nicer and more accommodating its wait staff is. So all this guff about his fine training seems like bs.

This needs more stars.