I’ve had it once. Felt worse than pneumonia.

My office mate refuses to get the flu shot because she’s afraid of needles. I cannot with that nonsense.

I am usually always, always sick. Like, I am usually patient zero with all gross viruses around me.

Although that article does not mention this development. Do you have a source?

This is the greatest thing I have heard in a long time.

Accurate.

Apparently this is normal for sitting presidents to request to borrow art. The Obamas borrowed a Rothko, evidently.

From the Washington Post:

They are all bad. Every university. It’s because they are busting a the seams with administrators being paid absurd amounts of money to run them like businesses. It is such an obvious problem. I would be more excited to see that bubble burst if I wasn’t about to hit the academic job market...

Yes, what an inspiration.

Here’s another.

This might be helpful if you’re truly interested.

But that is obviously not what OP was doing.

haha this is so much

I mean, you are worng, but that’s fine. ;)

How do you feel about ellipses?

Um, hoagie or not, a sandwich that has mozzarella sticks on it is genius.

The picture may look weird, but if you look closely, you will notice that there are mozzarella sticks inside the sandwich. Genius.

I also do this.

We say package store in Georgia. But we NEVER shorten it to “packy.”