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This is one of the deeply weirdest things I have ever read, and I spend a lot of time on the internet. Bravo.

I like how little thought seems to go into this. He just does it for some reason. Also he has no idea where Serbia is. 

You ok bud?

I view these clips as audition tapes for being the next Tony Romo when Bill O’Brien prematurely ends Watson’s career. I wonder how Watson’s golf game is...

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team.

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst

“Florida Boomer” really frames the story by conveying the proper mix of “get off my lawn!” and “divorced guy energy” to motivate someone to endanger the lives of innocents because of a trivial annoyance. 

We should just go back to the rules of the 60s where players werent allowed to bend their wrists while dribbling and had to make the ball go straight up and down with no lateral movement. Just dump it down to the bigs and hope they make their shitty baby hook. Remove the 3 point line, too, because why not, and require

People in the 90's said this about the 70's fyi

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

Seems like you just know a bunch of loser babies.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

You’re right, Chris. Thankfully, they still have you for the 3rd down passing situations.

Yes but he craves the attention found in social media, just that in his ideal world 100% of that attention must be glowingly positive without a single word or criticism or he flies into a frothing rage.

He finally realized that sports and it’s tangential mechanisms are just reality/tabloid/celebrity gossip marketed to men.

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.